Hey I'm Allison and this is my blog. My thought processing is a little off, and by that I mean random and sometimes dangerous. You have been warned.
Hey I'm Allison and this is my blog. My thought processing is a little off, and by that I mean random and sometimes dangerous. You have been warned. 
“My favorite story out of this is Malia, when she was 4, she had a little dance thing. Well, Michelle was gone that weekend so I’m taking her to ballet. And I get her in her little leotard and her little stuff. I did her hair, put it in a little bun.
We get to the dance studio and one of the mothers there right away comes up to Malia – she thinks she’s out of earshot of me and she says, ‘Sweetie, do you want me to redo your hair?’ And Malia who she’s 4 says, ‘Yes please, this is a disaster’ you know, she didn’t want to hurt daddy’s feelings.”
(Source: whynotshesaid)
i kept bugging my mom about not buying me my favorite popsicles
and she kept saying “lacey i will buy them i will buy them relax”
and i came home one day and my mom was like “i bought popsicles”
so i go to the fridge and open the freezer omg
why did you do this
mom i know u can hear me
wHY
WHY TELL ME
HOW DID YOU EVEN FIND THIS MANY TO BUY AT ONE TIME OMG
this is heaven
(Source: tomlinsass)
So has this guy been arrested for terrorist threats yet?
Not arrested, but the State of Tennessee did revoke his carry permit. Not only was he considered a threat, but they found out neither or he or his school where he teaches people how to shoot was certified by the Department of Safety and Homeland Security. SO THERE’S THAT TOO.
It’s like he’s a living example of the reasons there should be gun control.
*makes text post*
*deletes text post*
(Source: skypestripper)
cutest angel in the garrison
lights bushes on fire
(Source: clintonromanova)
